Good morning to you all. Before the gossip hits the Mine Magazine, I have to set the record straight. Last night I, the Duke of Swann, was photographed illegally at a private party held at the famous Dark Star Nightclub in Swann City. The photographer, a drunk patron of the club with a cell phone, uploaded the photo before the security staff could stop him.
Miss Sable Blackwood, the owner of Dark Star Nightclub and the Duke of Swann
I was at the party by invitation of its owner, not on a "date" as one could surmise if thus inclined, but rather to "get out and boogy". It would be somewhat too "modern" for the Duke of Swann to date a nightclub owner. I haven't strutted my stuff on the dance floor in a while and when I got the invitation I couldn't resist as I hadn't had a free Friday night in ages. I do actually visit the club but that extremely rarely and it is a publicized fact that I also have business and charity dealings with its owner. The photograph could just have sent a wrong message so I thought to jump the gun and "confess". I also don't mind stealing some of the tabloids' fodder.